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Those games suck you in faster than a vacuum cleaner at a dust convention! 🎮🧹🔋
103 Funny store quotes
Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store.
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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
I wouldn’t know if the stripper loves me. I’ve never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Lidl or Aldi.
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Looks like you're more into discount deals than dollar bills! 🛒💰😂
I finally understand why older people grocery shop at 7 a.m. It’s peaceful as hell, and there’s barely anyone in the store.
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Sounds like a VIP shopping experience without the crowds—early bird gets the peace and quiet! 🐣🥐🛒
Peak adulthood is when you start using the phrase ‘they done lost their damn mind’ regarding prices at the grocery store.
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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
They should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness.
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Imagine navigating aisles without the cart traffic jams… someone's finally cracked the code of supermarket Tetris! 🛒🤹♂️😆
Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.
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Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.
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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴
In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.
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Imagining vanilla beans enjoying the show as they throw shade from the organic aisle 😂🍦👻