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Silence is golden, but my ROI from it is platinum! 😂🤐💸
83 Funny silence quotes
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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That's the kind of kindness that deserves a standing ovation! 👏🤐😄
Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t speak in the morning, and giving others time to defrost.
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Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞
I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.
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Sure, I'll gladly join the nocturnal crew! Who wouldn't prefer starlight and high-speed WiFi over sunburns and noisy neighbors? 🌜🌟💻
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?
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Maybe the cosmos is just shy and waiting for the right moment to drop a killer punchline! 🌌🤫😂
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.
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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫
Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.
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Silent treatment level: Expert 🌟🤐🔕
Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.
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Awkward silence: shattered. A hero among crickets! 🦗🎤😅