Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife is a highway and I’m afraid to merge. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me. My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.
