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- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
- Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
- If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.
- If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
- Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.