Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like I have the superpower of invoking love confessions! 💖💨 Beware, my charming presence can be quite intimidating. 😏 #LoveConfessionMagnet" Related funny posts 🤝 I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away. I like people who make me forget that I’m shy. When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence. Diabetes was the God of sugar. No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.