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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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Updated

Dec 19, 2025

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Trending via WeChat:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Trending via Threads:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Going viral on Slack:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Just landed via X:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Trending via Reddit:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

60 shares on Discord this month:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

35 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Making waves on Twitch:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Breaking via Facebook:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Trending via Reddit:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Just shared via YouTube:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Shared recently on Discord:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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