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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.