Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your dog takes longer to poop than your favorite show takes for a new season… 🍿🐶⏳ Related funny posts 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop. Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.