Commentary:
Guess I should learn from animals and stop letting my GPS guide me into never-ending loops! 🐾🗺️😅
242 Funny behavior quotes
Sometimes I want to socialise, but I don’t want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.
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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
How fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive-thru?
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When you're so hungry even your car has an opinion! 🚗🍔🎺
The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver, with all the victim complex of a pedestrian.
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Perfect blend of road royalty and footpath fantasy on two wheels! 🚴♂️👑🤦♀️
Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it’s a decision.
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Cats are just nocturnal ninjas with questionable judgment 😂🐾🌙
The mid-30s transition from active social media user to silent lurker is so real.
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When "liking" posts transitions into silently judging them 😄🔍📱
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.
Commentary:
I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀
When my mom behaves, I reward her with information about my life.
Commentary:
Sounds like she's really working hard for those secret updates! 🤣🤫📞
If a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
Commentary:
Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊