ASAP (as sapphic as possible). Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sapphically speaking, I'm operating at maximum capacity! ππ Related funny posts π€ All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude. Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after. Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?