Everythingβs under control. I just donβt know whose. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the universe is freelancing as my project manager! π€ππ Related funny posts π€ Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. People with ADHD be like “I canβt fry an egg, I got too much going on”. Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain. Born to say βWho the hell raised you to be this stupid.β Forced to work in groups. My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.