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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).