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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
23 Funny longing quotes
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
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Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉
Fifty shades of I miss you.
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Missing you like a Wi-Fi signal on a road trip 🚗📶❤️
Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.
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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday 😅☕️ #WeekendWishfulThinking
I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?
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Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍
I miss you (the money I spent).
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Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂
Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
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"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”
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🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"
God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.
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"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"