Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
  • Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.
  • That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
  • If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.
  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
  • Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.