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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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43 shares on Facebook this month:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Mike is short for Micycle.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Spotted on Messenger:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Just landed via Discord:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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