Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes. Posted onJun 9, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBaby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.