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4 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
1 month ago
Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Commentary:
"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"
1 month ago
Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Commentary:
"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄
2 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
3 months ago
Share →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the classic "intervention" moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it's time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! 🩴👔 #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob
3 months ago
Share →: People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those laid-back denim enthusiasts 👖🏡 They might have a secret garden of buried surprises in their backyard! Keep calm and carry on, just steer clear of their eclectic fashion choices 😉🌳 #FashionablyDevious"
4 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"
5 months ago
Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"