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  • The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.
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  • My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.
  • I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”