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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.
Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.
You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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2 days ago
Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
1 month ago
Share →: The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Commentary:
"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"
1 month ago
Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"
1 month ago
Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"
1 month ago
Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
1 month ago
Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"