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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.