Funny adult quotes

Funny adult quotes are a humorous way to tackle the ups and downs of grown-up life! 😄🍷 From bills and responsibilities to the joy of doing absolutely nothing, these quotes highlight the comedic side of being an adult. Sit back, relax, and laugh at the quirks of adulthood! 😂🧑‍💼

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Funny Quotes August 31, 2024

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Funny Quotes August 27, 2024

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Funny Quotes August 27, 2024

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Funny Quotes August 25, 2024

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Funny Quotes August 5, 2024

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Funny Quotes August 5, 2024

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024