Can we not just call it Zealand now? Commentary:“New Zealand, old identity crisis? 🤔 Can we give this country an all-new makeover and just call it Zealand already? 🌏🤣 #NameGameStrong” Related Funny Posts 🤝 Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday? Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive… You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.