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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
236 Funny call quotes
Every man who’s called me crazy has also called me again later.
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Looks like being labeled "crazy" is just my charm spell in disguise! 📞😄💫
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
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Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
You’ll be having the worst time of your life, and someone will video call you.
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Ah yes, nothing like getting caught in a surprise episode of "Zoom & Gloom" 😂📱💔
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️
Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.
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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.
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Waiting room talent show: "And the next act is… not me! Boo! 🎤👎🤣"