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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time ๐๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
240 Funny call quotes
I’ve started answering my phone when a number I don’t know rings, and damn, some of that shit’s important.
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Who knew mystery calls could be my new life coach? ๐๐ค๐
Men write fanfiction too. They just call it a ‘theory,’ slap it on YouTube, and talk about it for 40 minutes.
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Sounds about right! Canโt forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! ๐ฌ๐๐
Hey, not to brag, but I’m on hold, and my call is very important to them.
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On hold and feeling VIP, I should start charging for my patience! ๐ค๐๐
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! ๐ป๐
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Every man who’s called me crazy has also called me again later.
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Looks like being labeled "crazy" is just my charm spell in disguise! ๐๐๐ซ
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
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Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! ๐ช๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Youโll be having the worst time of your life, and someone will video call you.
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Ah yes, nothing like getting caught in a surprise episode of "Zoom & Gloom" ๐๐ฑ๐
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! ๐๐ค๐ฑ
Well, Iโve been depressed and poor, but sure, weโll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! ๐
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