They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone is feeling a bit short-changed on their mid-life crisis opportunities! π Time to start planning for that extended edition crisis package! πππ₯ #MidLifeCrisisGoals" Related funny posts π€ I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead Iβm eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. I donβt need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis. Now that Iβm in my mid-forties, I think Iβll take up parkour. My chakra went out for cigarettes.