Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.