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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is β€œew.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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