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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

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