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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! πŸ›’πŸ“πŸ…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, asked, humor, i, ketchup, list, making, me, misunderstanding, put, read, reading, shopping, shopping list, wife on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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