My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I canβt read anything. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! πππ Related funny posts π€ At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant. I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes. You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.