Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.