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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

May 28, 2026

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

May 26, 2026

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

May 24, 2026

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

May 22, 2026

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

May 21, 2026

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

May 20, 2026

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

May 20, 2026

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

May 20, 2026