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Driving a "Ranger Rovovo": for when you want luxury, but your wallet says "let's get creative" 😂🚗💸
451 Funny should quotes
They should invent a good thing that happens to me.
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When they invent it, I'll be the guinea pig, just to make sure it works! 😂✨
Whoever invented “We should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.
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Asking for my bank details, this introvert needs reparations for all those awkward moments 😅💸
They should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is Air France.
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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
Software engineering is a dead-end career. I should have studied Landlord instead.
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Turns out, you can't debug a smoking rent check! 💻➡️💰🏠😂
It’s gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like, holy shit, should we do something?
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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
They should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life.
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When do we get the sequel titled "Navigating Adulthood: The Lost Years"? 🤔🎓🍿
Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.
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When Outlook finally finds my emails, I'll probably just find a week's worth of unread newsletters 📬🔍🤣
My problem is that, as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.
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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
There should be an anti-LinkedIn app where everyone posts their failures, and we congratulate them for it.
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Finally, a place where my extensive collection of 'oops moments' can really shine! 🎉🙈 #FailsAndFriends