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Life begins when you can afford it.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Trending via X:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Seen just now on X:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Making waves on Discord:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Trending via Instagram:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Making waves on Facebook:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Breaking via WeChat:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Funny should quotes 🤔😂 are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether it’s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, let’s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because life’s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! 😜🎉

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14 hours ago
Share →: There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Commentary:
Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬
1 day ago
Share →: Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Commentary:
Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️‍♂️
2 days ago
Share →: if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅
4 days ago
Share →: There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Commentary:
Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
4 days ago
Share →: When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Commentary:
Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
4 days ago
Share →: Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
4 days ago
Share →: Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Commentary:
Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨
4 days ago
Share →: I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Commentary:
I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
5 days ago
Share →: When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Commentary:
If only those energy vampires could multitask, I'd have a six-pack by now! 😂🧛‍♀️💪
5 days ago
Share →: Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃‍♂️😂

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Trending via Reddit:

50 shades of single.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Making waves on Twitch:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Reported on WeChat:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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