Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking. My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.
