Trendy Funny Quotes

  • What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!
  • Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
  • In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
  • “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
  • I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
  • Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.