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  • Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?
  • With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.
  • In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
  • In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
  • Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.