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6 days ago
Share →: “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Commentary:
“Poor ‘rofl,’ rolled away into the sunset, while ‘lmao’ is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL”
1 week ago
Share →: When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Commentary:
“Just remember, if you can’t pronounce it, it’s probably legal! 🧑‍⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein”
2 weeks ago
Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Commentary:
“Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂”
3 weeks ago
Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Commentary:
“Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker’s Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Commentary:
“Worcestershire sauce: the secret ingredient to turning my fridge into a tongue twister! 🌀😂🥫”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Commentary:
“Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆”
1 month ago
Share →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Commentary:
“Sure, come on over! I’ll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it’s time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️”
1 month ago
Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Commentary:
“Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix”
1 month ago
Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Commentary:
“Let’s hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂”
1 month ago
Share →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉