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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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