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Sounds like quite the rollercoaster! 🎢 Just make sure you have snacks for the ride, because chewing on regrets isn't very filling! 😅🥚🚀
246 Funny over quotes
It’s amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
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Never underestimate the cleaning power of "They're 10 minutes away!" 🧹🏃♂️✨
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
It took two days to elect the Pope. It shouldn’t take five interviews over a month to hire someone.
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If the Vatican can do it in 48 hours, why does my job hunt feel like a season of Survivor? 🤔⏳🗳️
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
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Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.
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Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…
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Channeling my inner emotional superstar while staying in my lane, where are the Oscars for road performances? 🎭🚗😂
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.
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Just over here spreading love while dodging haters like a ninja! 💃❤️🕺
Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.
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Oh, you mean "fun" like enjoying a quiet evening with a good book and some chamomile tea? Living on the edge! 📚☕😆
Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.
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Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣