24 funny extra quotes - Wordgag

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

May 20, 2026

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

May 19, 2026

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Apr 1, 2026

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Apr 1, 2026

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Mar 31, 2026

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Mar 31, 2026

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Mar 31, 2026

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Mar 31, 2026

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Mar 31, 2026

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Mar 30, 2026

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Mar 30, 2026

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Mar 28, 2026

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Mar 28, 2026

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Mar 28, 2026

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Mar 28, 2026

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Mar 26, 2026

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Mar 26, 2026

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Mar 26, 2026

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Mar 26, 2026

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Mar 26, 2026

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Mar 25, 2026

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Mar 23, 2026