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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
26 Funny extra quotes
I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.
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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.
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Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
Commentary:
Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥
I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.
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Just when you thought it was safe to scroll… BAM! Bonus content! 😂📜🚀
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.
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Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! 🦄⏰ Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? 😆✨
The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.
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Amen to that! I'm totally on board with spending a few bucks to avoid assembling another piece of confusing furniture. 🛋️🤣🛠️