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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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