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Funny stupid quotes highlight the humor in those delightfully silly and absurd moments! πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚ From goofy remarks to downright ridiculous observations, these quotes bring out the laughter in life’s less serious side. Embrace the fun and enjoy a chuckle at the wonderfully silly things people say! πŸ˜„πŸ™ƒ

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  • Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

    Commentary:
    “Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I’ve had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️”

  • Born to say β€œWho the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’m in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs”

  • Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

    Commentary:
    Looks like my brain just hit its “stupid” data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄

  • I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective “Oops” moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈

  • I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

    Commentary:
    “I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it’s a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦‍♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes”

  • I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜”

  • Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of ‘Can you believe this?’ without saying a word. 🤨👀 It’s like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!”

  • I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don’t worry, I‘m sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Commentary:
    “Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜”

  • I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 “I brake for knowledge” may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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