86 funny opinion quotes - Wordgag

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

May 25, 2026

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

May 25, 2026

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

May 25, 2026

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

May 25, 2026

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

May 25, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

May 25, 2026

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

May 24, 2026

About to form my very first opinion.

May 24, 2026

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

May 24, 2026

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

May 24, 2026

Your opinions are not my business.

May 24, 2026

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

May 24, 2026

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

May 24, 2026

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

May 24, 2026

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

May 24, 2026

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

May 24, 2026

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

May 24, 2026

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

May 23, 2026

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

May 23, 2026

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

May 23, 2026

Weddings should have a worst man.

May 23, 2026

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

May 23, 2026

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

May 22, 2026

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

May 22, 2026

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

May 22, 2026

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

May 22, 2026

Is this art or trash?

May 22, 2026

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

May 22, 2026

I disagree with my politics.

May 22, 2026

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

May 22, 2026

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

May 22, 2026

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

May 22, 2026

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

May 22, 2026

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

May 22, 2026

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

May 21, 2026

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

May 21, 2026

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

May 21, 2026

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

May 21, 2026

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

May 21, 2026

11 out of 10 women are always right.

May 21, 2026