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Looks like you're the VIP guest at the Love Triangle Gala! 🎉🚴♀️❤️
86 Funny opinion quotes
I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.
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Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? 🛰️💍😄
In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.
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Isn't it weird how my opinions age like fine wine, while disagreements turn into sour grapes? 🍷😆
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced
Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.
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Hades must be over there wondering why he's always left on read 📚🔱🎬
From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.
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I always knew I was a prodigy in the field of being right! 😎🧠
Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.
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Who knew fruit picking was the ultimate life hack? 🍎😂
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
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Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.
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Trying to find NYC's flaws is like searching for a Wi-Fi signal in a basement—good luck with that! 🗽😂📶