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1 week ago
Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Commentary:
“Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥”
1 week ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Commentary:
“When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔”
3 weeks ago
Share →: I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Commentary:
“Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves – ‘Sorry, folks, the wind’s really picking up today!’ 🍃😄🍂”
3 weeks ago
Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Commentary:
“Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Commentary:
“BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it’s IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
“When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the ‘Pizza Lifting Olympics’?!”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Commentary:
“When ‘fitted’ shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Commentary:
“When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Commentary:
“When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain’s cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome”
1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
“Forget polar bears, it’s time for ‘polaresque’ refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️”