Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush). Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm on an epic quest to uncover ancient ruins (i.e., my lost patio furniture) 🌿✂️🪑 Related funny posts 🤝 I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough. The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle. A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.