None of the Instagram story fonts represent me. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Maybe they need a new font called "Constantly Confused" just for us! 🤔😅📚 Related funny posts 🤝 Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account. Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better. I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.