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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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