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Doing the "Thanks for not running me over" shuffle like a pro! 🚗👟💨
151 Funny funny observation quotes
I like when you click a link and it turns purple, it’s like you’re bruising it.
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Looks like I've been leaving a trail of bruised links on the internet! 💜🔗🤣
Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store.
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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
The clock does this manipulative thing, where it shows a different time every time I look at it.
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Wow, my clock must be best friends with yours—their synchronized conspiracy to confuse me is spot-on! 😆🕰️🔄
Is it just me, or does wearing headphones make you hallucinate people shouting your name?
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When I wear headphones, I start hearing my Grammy accepting speech! 🎧👀🎤
Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.
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When your shoes are the only attendees at the nudist convention 👟😳
Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end.
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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
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When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.
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When you've played so long that your fridge starts narrating your life story 🎮😂 hallucination level unlocked 🚪🔊