Commentary:
Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
Funny stay home quotes
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
Commentary:
And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.
Commentary:
Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴
Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.
My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.
Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"
Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”
Commentary:
🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵
No plans and no pants kind of day.
Commentary:
Living the dream: schedule clear, wardrobe optional! 🚫📅👖