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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
280 Funny home quotes
Started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home.
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When I saw the price of takeout, I suddenly remembered that dusty can of beans has a Michelin star 🌟🍽️🍛
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
Work beef is so unnecessary, like, just do your job and go home.
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Beef belongs in the fridge, not the office! 🥩🏢😆
Forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.
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Rushing home like I'm late for my appointment with the couch 🛋️⏰💨
Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.
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Finally, a screen upgrade from potato quality to full HD! 😂📺✨
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”
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The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴
When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”
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Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.
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When introvert mode is activated, even the windows join the witness protection program! 🚫🏠🙈