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43 Funny answer quotes

Funny answer quotes 🌟 are like little bursts of laughter 😂 that brighten up your day! They’re the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor 😜 to any conversation or social media post. Whether you’re looking to crack up your friends or simply need a giggle, these witty gems will have you ROFL 🤣 in no time. Dive into the world of snickers and smirks with these delightful nuggets of fun! 🥳

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Posted onJan 22, 2025

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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