The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.