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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.