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70 Funny book quotes

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My new coffee table book, β€œAccidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

To everyone who wrote β€œstay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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