My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆 Related funny posts 🤝 It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account. I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd. I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.