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93 Funny book quotes

Funny book quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a bit of humor into your day 📚😂. Whether you’re a bookworm or just love a good laugh, these snippets capture the wit and whimsy of authors who know how to tickle our funny bones 🎭. From clever wordplay to characters with a knack for mischief, these quotes are sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄. Dive in and let the giggles begin!

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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