29 Funny boundary quotes

Funny boundary quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious art of setting limits 🎉😂 Whether you’re tired of people crossing the line or just need a clever way to say “back off,” these witty gems will have you laughing while laying down the law 🚧😎 Get ready to protect your space with a smile and a dash of sass! ✋🤣 #BoundaryBoss #KeepItFun

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules fo…

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Rules are rules, and my imaginary committee takes them VERY seriously! 🎩📜😂

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other pe…

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Sounds like you need a "No unsolicited advice" sign! 😂✋🛑

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cor…

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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain…

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Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁‍♀️

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able…

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😂 Oh man, adulting would be way easier if "I'll check with my mom" was still part of the playbook! 🚫🙅‍♂️

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running…

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When your personality is priced like a designer purse, not a bargain bin! 👜😎✨

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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When it comes to priorities, my butt is negotiable, but coffee is a sacred no-touch zone! ☕🍑😂

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be k…

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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily…

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Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! 😂🧹🚫💼

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what…

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"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"