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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with β€œJust so I understand …”

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Making waves on Slack:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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β€œEach to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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