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29 Funny boundary quotes

Funny boundary quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious art of setting limits ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether youโ€™re tired of people crossing the line or just need a clever way to say โ€œback off,โ€ these witty gems will have you laughing while laying down the law ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ˜Ž Get ready to protect your space with a smile and a dash of sass! โœ‹๐Ÿคฃ #BoundaryBoss #KeepItFun

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and Iโ€™m actually not allowed to do that.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Donโ€™t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Recovering people pleasers will be like, โ€œIโ€™m in my villain era!โ€ and itโ€™s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you call me โ€œdaddyโ€ in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Iโ€™m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a strangerโ€™s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes itโ€™s not a secret, itโ€™s just none of your business.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If youโ€™re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow โ€” not yours.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Your opinions are not my business.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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