Funny quotes boundary

12 Funny boundary quotes

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your opinions are not my business.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025