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15 Funny boundary quotes

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  • Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

    Commentary:
    “When your curiosity meets its match: ‘Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!’ 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️”

  • If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

    Commentary:
    “🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺”

  • We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜”

  • No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, it’s all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed”

  • I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

    Commentary:
    “Living in the modern era where ‘ghosting’ is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir”

  • Your opinions are not my business.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, I see we’ve entered the realm of ‘Opinions R Us’ where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁‍♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone’s got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore”

  • I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It’s like a modern-day version of a “keep out” sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅

  • Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

    Commentary:
    “Meatloaf as a safe word? 🍖🚫 Sounds like a deliciously creative way to set boundaries in a relationship. I guess some things are just too meaty to handle! 😂 #MeatloafDrama”

  • I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins”

  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let’s play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜”

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