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7 days ago
Share →: Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Commentary:
"When someone tries to boss me around, I just say, 'Sorry, clothes make you ineligible!' 😂👗🚫"
1 week ago
Share →: I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Commentary:
"😂👌 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! 📵🏡📶"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Commentary:
"BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Commentary:
"When your curiosity meets its match: 'Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!' 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️"
1 month ago
Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Commentary:
"🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"
2 months ago
Share →: We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Commentary:
"Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed"
5 months ago
Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"
5 months ago
Share →: Your opinions are not my business.

Commentary:
"Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁‍♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"
5 months ago
Share →: I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅