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13 Funny boundary quotes
We should put a tariff on being mean to me.
2 weeks ago
No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.
3 months ago
I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
3 months ago
Your opinions are not my business.
3 months ago
I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.
3 months ago
Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
3 months ago
I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?
3 months ago
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
3 months ago
Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.
3 months ago
They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
3 months ago
Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
3 months ago
I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.
3 months ago
Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.
3 months ago