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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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Rules are rules, and my imaginary committee takes them VERY seriously! πŸŽ©πŸ“œπŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, allowed, boundary, excuse, humor, i, just, love, myself, rule, rules, self-control, sorry on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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