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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿคฌ It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilร , instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. ๐Ÿ˜…



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