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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Humorous quote about swearing to deter kids from approaching. Playful and witty text.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅


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